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| Claire |
HPR Club of ScotlandFinally, the schedules are available to be downloaded if anyone is needing one.http://www.theprintshop.uk.com/theprintshop/schedules/schedules.html |
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| BlackIsler |
I always enjoy the club shows and like to give my support, but "SELKIRK"
Need to think long and hard about making that journey again, 220 miles +4hrs!! |
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| weima |
mmm & for a GSP judge! |
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| BlackIsler |
That's enlightening, I don't know one from the other - maybe just stay up in the hills then... |
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| Claire |
Hmmm I'm toying with going myself tbh  Doesn't she have spinone as well? The problem I have had in the past with 'some' GSP judges is that some of them are trying to find a GSP in a weimaraner and therefore they go for the short backed weis which of course is incorrect for our breed. There are some GSP judges though that know the weimaraner standard and have penalised the short backed weis 
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| BritAnnie |
Is that the same Judge for GWP and Brittanys? Would she know that GWPs are longer than high by 12 to 11 and that Brits should fit in a box shape?
BA |
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| Claire |
Different judge for you Annie  And to be fair, this judge may know and indeed should know the weimaraner standard, it is just unfortunate that I have not had a great deal of luck with some GSP judges and its not been down to simply my dog not being their type, it has been down to them going for short backed weis
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| weima |
In defence of the Wei judge, I have seen her judge at an open show years ago [2001 I think] & she gave Sireva Cheers BP & he certainly wasn't a grey GSP although I can't remember what else she did 
Annie the Brit judge is the BIS judge & the GWP judge is also doing GSPs ...hope she can get her eye in judging longer dogs then shorter dogs 
I do like support shows like this even if I can't get there. I nearly always enter the North of England HPR Club but seldom get there because their winter show is always on a shoot day [   ] and the spring show I usually have bitches in season 
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| BritAnnie |
What breed does the BIS judge have then?
Why don't you all wear Working HPR Forum badges - I don't think I know many of you although possibly have seen some. You'll all recognise me by my dogs 
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| weima |
I think she is on the Brit judging list but not 100% on that. |
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| windem bang |
I think that's one of the shows I have a schedule for. I wish the shooting season would start so I had a better excuse for not going ! It's the stacking them up bit that I really do dislike! To my way of thinking anyone who knows dogs should be able to see their lines, strong points and weaknesses without any need for that bit of posing. Buck seems to stop with his hind feet under him , bending or crouching down to place his paws seems very artificial to me.
Don't think I was ever meant to show dogs. Bill T. |
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| Ghilliegumdrop |
Don't do it then
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| windem bang |
 Thanks Jan, thank goodness someone on this forum has got some sense!
Bill T. |
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| weima |
It took a woman to tell you though Bill
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| Rhimad |
Ah there you are Bill......What would you do with out us
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| windem bang |
I can't tell you that on an open forum  
Bill T. |
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| Ghilliegumdrop |
Blisters
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| windem bang |
Baby oil
Bill T. |
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| Ghilliegumdrop |
Condensed milk and chocolate sauce Oh I forgot you are doing this on your own
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| Liz |
Annie, BIS & Brit judge is on the Brit list - previously listed under her maiden name (Averis) now on under her married name. | ||
| Rhimad |
Condensed milk and chocolate sauce......Tooooo sickly, just the chocolate sauce yum yum
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| Ghilliegumdrop |
I love condensed milk....open the tin and put it in the freezer, then every time I go past I have a teaspoonfull. I cannot do it too often as I end up being sick
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| Rhimad |
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| Ghilliegumdrop |
Not to mention FAT
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| Rhimad |
Have seen how many calories are in condensed milk it is pure FAT
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| windem bang |
Have to admit to being a condensed milk fan myself , an open can stands no chance with me around. But what's this got to do with Claires dog show ???
Bill T. |
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| Rhimad |
absolutely nothing......as usual we have managed to go off on a tangent and I am sure you started it Bill
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| windem bang |
I'm innocent...... I think  What was it I was accused of
Bill T. |
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| windem bang |
Oh Yeah !!!!
Bill T. |
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| Rhimad |
Yes you with your baby oil......That is enough to through anyone of te subject in hand
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| windem bang |
Businesses like B+Q have made a worldwide empire and millions in cash out of DIY so it cannot be wrong.
Howzatt for male reasoning
Bill T. |
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| Ghilliegumdrop |
Didn't know that B&Q sold baby oil.............. | ||
| windem bang |
Oh Jeez!! What the hell have I been using --- WOW Linseed oil works too !
Bill T. |
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| Ghilliegumdrop |
You want to watch it using linseed oil Bill, it gets everywhere and you cannot get the damn stuff off
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| windem bang |
Bit like seaside sand then ? Romance on the beach is a greatly over rated pastime
Bill T. |
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| Ghilliegumdrop |
So is in the bushes....now in the laybys thats a different matter
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| Rhimad |
In the bushes......outside period!!!! in Scotland.......You get eaten a live and not by your partner
In a LAYBY........I am worried, seriously worried
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| Ghilliegumdrop |
Well it is a very out of the way layby, surrounded by straw bales AND we have a very efficient heater in the car
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| Rhimad |
You need a heater........You could have been dissapointed if it had been cold
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| windem bang |
It was auld Winston wot started it , he even made a speech about it, now how did it go? Oh yes !! -- " We'll 'ave 'em in the beaches, we'll 'ave 'em in the fields, we'll 'av 'em in the bushes and all over the bloomin place!!!" He was a randy auld sod was Winnie !
Bill T. |
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| Ghilliegumdrop |
With a name like that he'd need to be I always wondered why he smoked those blooming big cigars Practising for when they invented baby oil no doubt
Do you lot mean to say that you have never partaken of the delights of a layby...aaah, I remember it well, the steamed up windows, the rocking of the car, the policeman banging on the roof and asking what was going on here then The embarressment as the window dropped down and we had to tell him we were going now officer His silly smirk as he said don't let me catch you again.......etc. etc
Mind you I remember one night when we thought the kids had all gone out, there we were on the sofa, canoodling, when the front door opened and one of them rushed in , went to charge up the stairs, saw us and came in the room, grinning all over her face like an idiot, saying..'what are you two up too then Car'nt leave you alone for a minute before you get into mischief' Put Mike right of his stroke that did
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| Rhimad |
Love it, I could make some comment on putting Mike of his stroke!!!! but I wont. Rhianna is out for the night on Thursday at a sleep over, I thought great a romantic night in just the two of us, wine, nice meal...You get the picture. He is going shooting wont be back till about midnight  typical
Mind you......wine, nice meal, dvd............Hmmmmmm I am looking forward to Thursday, just me.
Laybys/remote carparks........after looking over my boyfriends shoulder and seeing a man staring through the window watching......Never again, trhe worst of it was, boyfriend got out the car and went after him...left me alone in the middle of no where
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| Ghilliegumdrop |
Carn't you nobble his 'gun'
Shropshire is great for layby's.......I know of one on the Wrekin that no-one goes near
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| Rhimad |
The Wrekin is a long way to drive from Scotland.
We have acres of woodland here that is all closed up a night....But Mr Rufty Tufty Ranger would get the willies, I certainly wouldnt .....
His gun is like his fishing rod......A prize possession that is cleaned and get in a nice snug cover and locked away, so nobody can damage it. |
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| Ghilliegumdrop |
There is a word for men who like stick like objects..........
I've just re-read your post....did you mean to imply what you seem to have done If so it's very good
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| weima |
Is anyone actually going to this show?
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| Rhimad |
I have no idea
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| windem bang |
Wot show
Bill T. |
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| Rhimad |
When
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| BritAnnie |
HPR CLUB of SCOTLAND SHOW!!! As the title suggests - yes I am | ||
| Danielle Mason |
me too
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| Ghilliegumdrop |
Doesn't it get boring when people insist on going back to the topic what started the thread
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| BritAnnie |
forum logo attached to print off and wear for recognition
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| windem bang |
Do I need a printer?
Bill T. |
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| Rhimad |
Why have a got to print this off....Am I going somewhere | ||
| Helen |
Where is everyone going?
Helen |
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| weima |
To the HPR Club of Scotland
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| windem bang |
Whatzatt !??
Bill T. |
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| weima |
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| Rhimad |
When is the hpr club of Scotland What kind of club?? is there drink
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| Ghilliegumdrop |
If this is anything to go by we're all off to the looney bin
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| BritAnnie |
19th April at Selkirk - poncy show thingummyjig - teetotal unless you bring your own
I've had enough of this drivel  - I'm off to watch telly - Kirsty and Phil aer on. I can't resist these house programmes
BA
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| windem bang |
Oooooh ! That Kirsty ! All nice and plumptious AND she wears black kinky boots !!!! Think I'll watch T.V. too.
Bill T. |
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| Ghilliegumdrop |
Get a life you two
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| Rhimad |
Plumptious What the hell is Plumtious
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| windem bang |
PLUMPTIOUS - A deliberate first mating of characteristics, the object being the production of a lusciously plump and utterly scrumptious young lady, seldom achieved but well worth hanging around street corners waiting for ---- Dammit -- they don't do an emoticon for "DROOL - DROOL !"
(sourced from" Willums dictionary of essential words.") Bill T. |
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| windem bang |
It occurred to me to take a look to see what forum subject I was writing under. It amused the hell out of me to see it was "CONFORMATION !"
Bill T. |
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| Ghilliegumdrop |
And here's me thinking you were a very moral and upright citizen Bill
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| windem bang |
Well I am when there's nothing else to do. Otherwise I revert to normal practise. Getting older doesn't mean I have to be respectable, sober, mature or welcome at old ladies tea parties.
The biggest insult I ever got was when a young lady I was helping with her dog described me to another lady with dog trouble as "safe!" What a terrible thing to say to a man 
Bill T. |
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| BritAnnie |
You're welcome at any of MY teaparties, ANYTIME
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| windem bang |
Awwwww ! Thanks Annie !!!
Bill T. QUOTE - " It is my earnest intention to grow old disgracefully !" Can't remember who said that , might have been my grandad
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| Ghilliegumdrop |
Oscar Wilde
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| BritAnnie |
That's Bill's Grandad
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| Ghilliegumdrop |
Don't be daft, Oscar Wilde was a bum banger
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| Rhimad |
Confirmation.......Oh that made me laugh :lol
Who is Oscar Wilde
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| Helen S |
You wouldn't have liked him, he once referred to fox hunting as "the unspeakable in pursuit of the uneatable".
Helen S |
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| Rhimad |
Nasty, nasty man
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| windem bang |
Wot famous guy was it wot said " A horse is an animal that is dangerous at both ends and bloody uncomfortable in the middle." I do have some sympathy with that point of view.
Bill T. |
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| johnhod |
I think it was Ian Flemming. | ||
| Ghilliegumdrop |
Oscar Wilde may have been a bum banger in the days when it was not lawful but he was brilliant at repartee....even better than Bill
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| windem bang |
I can do repartee but happily hand over the riposte crown to Oscar Wilde when it comes to gay repartee
Bill T. |
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| Ghilliegumdrop |
He was a very happy chappie wasn't he
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