"I grow old...I grow old...
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.
Shall I part my hair behind?
Do I dare eat a peach?
I shall wear white flannel trousers and walk upon the beach." _________________ Slate and Grey
What the hells an Eliot ? I used to know a Janet Elliot , a lovely big girl and generous with her affections and bounteous assets. Didn't know she wrote poetry too though !
Dragged up that's what he was, no poetry in his soul [or his brain]
I wonder if Dale knows about these other women you have in your closet....Ursula Whatsit....Janet Eliot...how many more are there and more to the point, do we really want to know
Mike used to have a thing about double D's till he met me...now he has to use his imagination _________________ Jan
Ghillie, hips 8/9=17 and Merlin, hips 9/9=18 My opinions are brilliant, intelligent [sometimes] and MINE alone! If you want one I can give it to you. Sean Bean has wrinkles just like Bill!!!
I have a friend who uses those chicken fillet thingies in her bra and I always wonder what she says once in the bedroom! Surely such items could have you in breach of some trades description act?
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