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Hapsberg · Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:42 am Post subject:

Oooooooooh! Never knew I would be needing a dictionary handy when I joined this forum. I always considered myself quite articulate but I have been blown out of the water this morning. Laughing

josie · Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:53 pm Post subject:

Well, I'm not Scottish, but here's my attempt:

Two old wives/women walk past a close (?) and the smell is awful. One turns to the other, "If I smell it, it must be urine", "No", says the other, in a huff, "It's not my own, it must be your own".

I'm not sure if they're walking past a close or if they're walking close to something.
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sako75 · Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:44 pm Post subject:

"Two old women walk past an alleyway and the smell is awfull , one turns to the other and says "what a smell , it must be URINE" (URINE meaning "your one" in Aberdonian). NO says the woman , feeling rather disgruntled -it must be your ONE.............. Laughing

- THEY WERE BOTH WEARING SKIRTS Shocked

Barry.
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josie · Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:26 pm Post subject:

Wait, where is the skirts line!?

I didn't know close=alleyway, that makes sense.
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sako75 · Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:35 pm Post subject: